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  Anyone else hear of this?

  by Tahoe in

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  a jw family member informed me they are filling out an application to preach the truth in israel.

  interested ones in the congregation were asked to start saving now, as the cost of the flights would be their own responsibility.

  the time frame for this preaching work is for a couple of weeks in may/june 2017. the applications are to be turned in this sunday.

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  Nathan Natas

  Shhhhhh!!!

  We don't want to let Satan know we're on to his Evil Plans!
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  Why is religion in general so obsessed with what people choose to do with their willies and vaginas?

  by jambon1 in

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  2. friends

  what was it in the evolution of religion that got them so hung up about what people do with their genitalia?.

  i mean, the (mis)use of genitalia is up there with murdering another human being in terms of badness.. and in the 21st century, we have a situation where in the jw religion, it's deemed as acceptable for three middle aged/old men to sit a teenage girl down and ask her the details of her use of her genitals.

  to any normal person this is intrusive, completely inappropriate and bordering on deviancy.. why they so obsessed?.

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  Q.: "Why is religion in general so obsessed with what people choose to do with their willies and vaginas?"

  A.: Because we are.

  How's it hangin'?
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  Christian Longo on death row – is he up for a new trial?

  by Bonnie_Clyde in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  for those who don’t remember, longo was a life-long witness (even a one-time ministerial servant) who strangled and/or drowned his wife, mary jane, and their three children, zachery, sadie and madison.

  longo has been on death row in marion county, oregon, since 2003.. http://www.biography.com/people/christian-longo.

  well, yesterday i talked to a woman who works with one of mary jane’s sisters who told me that longo was coming up for a new trial.

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  YES! If Christian Longo is executed by the State -- or if a fellow inmate bashes his brains out on a bathroom sink (wish, wish, wish) -- he WILL get a resurrection, as will the children and wife he murdered.

  This is all part of the Universal Sovereign's Loving plan to fuck with us for all eternity.

  SMILE! God is LOVE!
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  2 elders just came to my door. I smiled and told them no.

  by schnell in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  not playing their game, as i've learned here.

  they came to my door to find me with a full beard and a nightmare before christmas hoody, playing a video game where the characters "do not act according to bible principles", and i happily answered the door.

  i simply smiled and told them no when they asked if i have a minute.

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  Today might be "take a pedophile in service" day.
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  Arguing with Witnesses vs Trinitarians

  by schnell in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have always been told as a jw that trinitarians, particularly baptists, are just the worst people to argue with out in service.

  i have always been told it was the world with a veil over their eyes.

  the hypocritical irony is that so many witnesses are completely stubborn and willing to believe in magic before they believe anything against their dogma.

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  When arguing arithmetic with people who have no language, punches transcend the nonverbal barrier.
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  My oldest friend, Quincy Roberts, Ex-JW died last night at age 66

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the first time i walked into a kingdom hall, i was about 15 years old.

  i shook hands with a 12-year-old named quincy.

  as time passed and we grew older, quincy hung out with us older j-dubs.

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  I'm sorry for your loss. You've posted a nice memorial for Quincy.

  I have to comment that I think the only congregation name that could be more oxymoronic than "Polytechnic Congregation of Jehovah’s Witnesses" would be "The MENSA Congregation of Jehovah’s Witnesses".

  The Witnesses would always offer each other the lie that "there is always the resurrection." We know that is not true, but we understand the analgesic properties of such fables.

  "When the rabbit cries, the fox comes running, but not to help."
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  Why Is YHWH Used Regularly In OT and NEVER in NT?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and if the name jehovah is that important why is it that jesus christ never use that name in a record of scriptures?.

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  It is invisibly present to those who say they can see invisible things.
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  A movie: "I ran away from Jehovah's Witnesses"

  by sp74bb in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  nov 13, 2016.. http://www.vanityfair.it/news/storie/16/11/13/testimoni-di-geova-storia-x-factor.

  google translator:.

  when sara told her parents that he no longer wanted to be a jehovah's witness, the father replied that he preferred the dead.

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  A "pronoun poisoning" sign need to be posted here.
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  Why Is YHWH Used Regularly In OT and NEVER in NT?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and if the name jehovah is that important why is it that jesus christ never use that name in a record of scriptures?.

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  >DUH<!

  Could it be because the OT was written in Hebrew while the NT was written in Greek?

  There is no "yod-he-haw-he" in the Greek version of Scrabble.
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  Who pays for bethelites Healthcare is it Obama care

  by poopie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what happens when bethelite gets sick.

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  There is a cemetery plot on Staten Island... where the ashes can be buried after the bodies are burned to heat the GB's bathwater.